10. The Holy of Holies exists in their Temples and in their heads.

9. Emptiness and hollowness are their primary personality traits.

8. The Narrow Neck of Land is the vital anatomy allowing them keep their heads up their asses.

7. FARMS and FAIR are marketing faith promoting tours "Ten Tribes Paradise - The Inside Passages."

6. Tommy Monson is looking for a new country in which to dedicate a new temple.

5. Mormons have completely succeeded in offending the Tribe of Judah by neco-dunking the Holocaust victims, so why not offend the remaining Ten Tribes by finding them and necro-dunking their ancestors?

4. With the price of real estate in Jackson County, Missouri
sky high due to LDS speculators, just move the location of the Second Coming to inside the earth.

3. Mormons are completely comfortable gathering in vacuous, windowless interior spaces like the Conference Center and their meeting houses, so being inside the Earth will feel right at home.

2. The Hollow Earth Spaceship is a spiritual metaphor for the chosen of God traveling safely inside a vessel "tight like unto a dish."

1. "Hollowed" sounds so much like Mormon's special worship word "hallowed."