Hey, are you leading a fake church, invented by a false prophet in the 19th century? Isn’t it a pain to have to deal with all that troublesome racist, sexist and just plain crazy doctrine? Well, there’s an easy solution to your problems. Just rewrite the doctrine so that it’s exactly how you want it (to keep those pesky critics off your back), then toss it into your briefcase. A few days later round up your boys and head over to the upper room of the temple. After a good prayer session -- guess what? The Lord will reveal the same doctrine to you exactly as you wrote it a few days earlier. It’s a miracle!