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Posted by: ktay ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 03:47PM

Visiting family in a little town called Castle Valley, Utah. They have a branch with about 20 people in it and they asked us to go with them to church. Halfway trough sacrament, my 6 month old was being fussy so I took her out and wandered the halls.

I opened the door to the relief society room and saw the chalkboard and wrote it's all a lie and left. Inappropriate and immature? Sure it is, but I bet it'll piss someone off. It made me feel good though. (evil laugh)

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Posted by: Elaine Dalton ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 03:50PM

You are AWESOME!!!

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Posted by: The Man in Black ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 03:50PM

The cake is a lie!

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Posted by: Jenny ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 06:37PM


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Posted by: Dances with Cureloms ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 09:16PM


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Posted by: The Man in Black ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 11:57PM

And this is the testimony last of all which we give. That he's STILL ALIVE.

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 03:51PM

LOL Must have felt good.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 04:11PM

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that room when your mischief is discovered...soo cool...and devious!

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Posted by: jaredsotherbrother ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 04:13PM

Did you ever know you were my hero?

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Posted by: yours_truly ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 04:18PM

Do you really think truth has something to do within TSCC?

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Posted by: The StalkerDog™ ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:05PM


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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:14PM

You are a coward because you did not have enough guts to leave your phone number on that board.
The LDS church (as muc as I dislike) is someone else's property.
If you want to damage them do it face to face.

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:19PM

If so, how is writing on a chalkboard damaging?

That's a stupid overreaction.

I think what you did ktay was fine. Any Relief Society woman sho sees that will recover from it. Whatever floats your boat.

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Posted by: ktay ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:28PM

I wasn't trying to damage anything. Thought it was funny. Thanks for calling me a coward. Makes me feel the love!

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:56PM

It's the Relief Society meeting room chalkboard.

And essentially what she said is "I don't agree with you."

She didn't talk smack about someone behind their back to their kids while they were out of the room hospitably getting everyone a snack.

Keep this in perspective.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 08:27PM

I agree with you Cate...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2012 08:27PM by andyb.

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 08:02AM

I travel those lonely highways often for my pleasure. Utah's Countryside is filled with folks with no great means of wealth.
they are no more or less deceived than your average christian who believes the same shit. If you want to help them what is more effective than telling to their faces!

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Posted by: drgqwertgqaer ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 12:04AM

can u say...nut bag?

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Posted by: Geoff Staines ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 03:18AM

qUasinolo. Is that your given name or your surname?

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Posted by: raisedbyjackmormons ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:35PM

Love it! You are my hero too.
Chalk has done some deep damage to that chalkboard. Leave her phone number? Ya...

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Posted by: What is Wanted ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:36PM

It will probably be the only thing truthful written on that board today.

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Posted by: ktay ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:15PM

Thanks guys. It felt good!

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Posted by: ktay ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:16PM

Relax dude.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2012 05:17PM by ktay.

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Posted by: frankie ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:18PM

I bet you had an adrenalin rush. it is very funny

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Posted by: archytas ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:19PM

You stole my idea.

Awesome though!

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Posted by: Lost Mystic ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:32PM

They will know its you I'm sure...lol

Small branch, possibly the only visitor. I think it's funny but I hope it doesn't get back to the people you were staying with!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:33PM

another case of Mormon hyperbole.

there's NO free-open discussion of anything meaningful in the LDS agenda, That's the REAL CRIME.


just sayin'

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Posted by: ladybug ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:37PM

Next time add exmormon.org!!

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Posted by: freeman ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 03:02AM


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Posted by: Geoff Staines ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 03:11AM

They will not go to an ex mormon website write fairlds.org. I would write "joseph married his followers wives.

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:42PM

Oooo, ktay, I love it!

And I totally understand how satisfying it must feel. :-)

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Posted by: Otremer ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:47PM


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Posted by: snb ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 05:50PM

Well done!

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Posted by: honestone ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 06:07PM

Wow...did you see a camera? Hope not. Too cheap for such things is my guess. I applaud you.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 06:14PM


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Posted by: ktay ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 06:14PM

Ya chances are, they will know it's me and I don't really care. Still felt good! It was my husband's family and they are more chill and less judgmental as far as Mormons go.

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Posted by: mormonisn't ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 06:22PM

next time add

Mormon 8:32 it will help it sink in

THE BOOK OF MORMON
CHAPTER 8
32 Yea, it shall come in a day when there shall be churches built up that shall say:
Come unto me, and for your money you shall be forgiven of your sins.

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Posted by: ontheDownLow ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 07:02PM

You should have wrote like it was a lesson:

WHY JS PRACTICED POLYANDRY WITH Mary Rollins Lightner, Sarah Huntington Jacobs Etc..,

Or Why Don't the Facimiles in the POGP match Egyptian Writings?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 08:08PM

I'll bet it felt good.

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Posted by: Teddy ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 08:44PM

Your use of their chalk was illegitimate, you should compensate them by the donation of a whole box of chalks, if you ask me.

Good lesson, but a bit metaphysical,using "It".

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 08:51PM

Deniability.

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Posted by: Misfit ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 09:50PM

April 1 falls on a Sunday this year. Too bad its General Conference that day. Doing something like that would be fun to do. On ALL the chalkboards!

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Posted by: flaxenlocks ( )
Date: March 11, 2012 11:59PM

Bravo!!!!

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Posted by: ktay ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 12:09AM

Thanks guys for making me feel good about doing it! Your reactions made my day!!

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 02:56AM

a tbm's only reaction to that very general and open statement would only be: WHAT'S ???? "all a lie".

Remember these are the LYING REVISIONIST @$$ holes who wont even own up to their own well documented doctrine ( polygamy, racism, eternal progression) even when they are explicitly jammed into their MORmON faces. Its hard enough to try to nail the MORmON doctrinal jello to the wall. Its even harder to tape it to the black board.

you were so close and yet so far away, by just a few missing words.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 07:47AM

I would have written, "Health in the navel; marrow in the bone; strength in the loins and in the sinew; power in the priesthood be upon me, and upon my posterity, through all generations of time and throughout all eternity."

But that's just me.

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Posted by: lapsed ( )
Date: March 12, 2012 12:03PM

quinlansolo....Jeesh, switch to decaf!

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