While Cheryl was out in the woods contemplating who should be the bossiest commenter on RfM, I appeared in said sacred grouping of trees. I commanded her to become the Sherri Dew of Exmormons and to spread forth her own word as if it were mine.
Welcome aboard "officer." (Assuming you are a cop by your screen name?) If so, you'll be a great addition to the board, especially if you are in Utah . . . bring on the stories dude!
...and be careful if you're using a department computer. Lots of cops think computers are their friends and that what they put on them is 'secure'. Not so, not so at all.