And it came to pass that Raptor Jesus' manager did tell the Lord that he was going to Salt Lake City. For the Salt Lake City office is understaffed and behind on their shit. And they did cry like unto babies, and magagement did hear their cries and took pity upon them.

And it came to pass that Raptor Jesus axed his manager when his sweet ass would be in the land of Mormon, and the manager spake unto him saying, "I don't know. Check the goddamn schedule."

And it came to pass that Raptor Jesus did check the goddamn schedule, and behold, the schedule revealed unto him that he would be in Salt Lake from March 26th unto April 13th.

And it came to pass that Raptor Jesus booked his flight for Sunday the 25th so that he could go up to his parents' house and catch up on all the Walking Dead episodes that he has missed. And Raptor Jesus did decide to inform the board so that meetups could be arranged and so on and so forth.

And it came to pass that the board beheld the prophecies of Raptor Jesus' return and there was great rejoicing and also great fear. Because Raptor Jesus is totally kewl and intimidating with his kewlness.

And it came to pass that that was the last thing to come to pass on this particular post.

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Crap! I heard he can sense fear!

For once, I wish to God I lived in Utah.

Dear RJ, is this your official 2nd coming?

And that's what she said.


Giggidy!

YAY. MiB has a vacation that week and he's so excited that he's speaking in the third-person to sound keel too and OMG sandwiches.

I haven't made it to one yet, but this looks like a good time.

Do what I can.

Damn!

Timothy

Make your arrival in SLC equal to that of Godzilla before Mothra!

Raptor, be sure to call me when you get in so we can enjoy loud laughter, lightmindedness and evil speaking of the Cult's anointed. I have a Chimay Red Premium Ale with your name on it.

Holy Jesus! That is soon. Maybe I will try to meet up this time.

Hey RJ, we've never met in person but if you need a lunch date between 3-26-3/29 or 4/9-4/12, I'm your girl! I'm right down town! My e-mail is dstromberg@slco.org!!!

Just in time for conference!
Make sure and get tickets for the good seats. No one wants to hear BKP condemn homosexuals from the back row.