From yet another Latter-day Saint fan:

"[You] will not die a Mormon cause [you] made the decsion not anyone else. Mr. Benson made his bed and now he can sleep in it. He is the Ultamate Natural Man!"
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My response:

"You will not die the National Spelling Bee Champ."



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2012 07:43PM by steve benson.

You definately showed that looser!

May I add:

"Why would any self-respecting individual want to die a Mormon?"

It makes me happy that my death announcement won't have the "he was a member of TCoJCoLDS" phrase.

LOL, Steve Benson!!!

Where was Steve sleeping before he made his bed???

In church, no doubt!

These people don't have spell check? They ignore it when writing to someone who deals with the english language for a living?

I truly don't understand.

Why look as dumb as you are if you don't have to?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2012 07:09PM by Mia.

Being born a Mormon was not my choice. Dying as a non-Mormon is my choice alone.

I love this.

Exactly. I was a mormon before I was born. I had no choice in the matter. My father was a never-mo when he eloped with my TBM mother and held on for 15 years before he caved and got baptised to keep the peace. We got all sealed up as a family when my sister got married. I know now that my father never believed it.

Don, I totally agree with you that dying as a non-mormon is entirely my choice and it feels GOOD!

I was raised by MORmON parents in a MORmON bubble.
THey made it very clear that the WORST possible thing that could happen to anyone was losing their church membership. It meant that a person had lost their soul. It was worse than dying, according to them. It was the same thing as a ticket to Hell.

After Many years of extreme anguish, pain, and bitterness caused by LDS BS and MORmON living, I finally realized that even if there was a celestial kingDUMB, I had ZERO real interest in going there. In fact I knew I would much rather go someplace else.

I was told by MORmON family members that I am supposed to be eternally sealed to and that I NEVER want to see again, that I needed to go in and get excommunicated. My response to that is that they need to shove themselves up their own ass.
Other Members who hated me for being critical of MORmONISM and not knowing my still official LDS Inc member status threatened me with being dead baptized into MORmONISM.


So IF MORmONS think you want to be a MORmON then they want to take it away from you. If they think you dont want to be a MORmON, then they want to saddle you with membership in their POS cult. In others words they want to do whatever you dont want to do. Then MORmONS wonder why ppl think that MORmONS are insufferable assholes.

but they will assimilate you into the collective shortly after. Sooner if you happened to be a holocaust jew...

How can you trust spell check when it doesn't recognize such common everyday words like, Curelom, or Kolob?

so if being natural is bad, then this means being un-natural is better?

i have a vague recollection that the morg doesn't care for some activities they deem un-natural.

so is it better to be natural or un-natural?

i am so confused



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/23/2012 10:07AM by wowbagger.

lol

"He is the Ultamate Natural Man!"

How cool!

The only thing better would be being "The most Interesting Man in the World". but only slightly!

Isn't "The Natural Man" supposed to be an enemy of Dog, because we're supposed to suppress our natural urges (to masturbate) and act like Victorians our whole lives?

You may not die a Mormon, but they'll getcha after you're pushing up daisies.

I think they're just prejudiced 'cause I never joined that church...