Last month was the final straw with my HT. He came by and in his typical passive aggressive morgbot way, he taught us about the importance of covenants (he must know the skinny from the Bish and the EQP).

Told DW no more for me. So last Sunday, he came over and I blew him off ... went to get some coffee and went shopping for some cool hiking shoes.

He taught something about following the prophet ... he's so lucky I wasn't there ... I might have asked him if we should follow the prophet if he asks for his teenage daughter.

You should have stayed there and told him just that. That way your wife would have got the message crystal clear

yeah, but I have kids and I like being married -- two things that would be jepordized by this full frontal assault you suggest.

This way, if the HT really wants to know why I'm ignoring him, he'll call me up privately and I can tell him "I just want to snort cocaine of hooker's backs" (just kidding of course; but that would be funny just to get a reaction from him)

It seems galling that people in their homes should have to invite creeps like this to sit on their sofas and insult them.

I'm not sure leaving your wife alone with two Mormon men is such a good idea. Polyandry is still doctrinal you know...