Posted by:
Stunted
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Date: April 02, 2012 06:42PM
He was just asking me about my second upcoming wedding and wanted to know if I was going to take vacation time to fly out.
"Nope, I'm not going"
"Why not, it's your son?"
"I'm not invited to the wedding"
"Your NOT INVITED?!"
"No, my son is a member of a religiouse cult that won't let parents into weddings unless they are also card holding members, maybe you've heard of them? There are a lot of them around here, you know, the Mormons?"
"But it's your son...."
"I'm not interested in flying across county to get slapped in the face"
"Well, I guess it depends on who is doing the slapping"
He then retreated into his office with a Harrumph and shut his door. I doubt I'll see him the rest of the day, and maybe not for the rest of the week.