Chocolate Joseph Smiths. On the outside, they look solid piece of chocolaty goodness shaped in the image of the Morg's founding prophet, but then you bite into them, and discover they are hollow, and it is that fake chocolate that tastes like crap.

Instead of Easter Eggs, you have these little candy pieces made to look like the gold plates, inside a golden wrapper. You then hide these in various places around the house, and the children go hunting for them. Or better yet, you only tell your children you bought the candy, and the reason they can't find them is that they are not using their spiritual eyes.

Lime jello flavored jelly beans.

Also, Easter is now moved to later in the year, in order to correlate with the lesson plan from the Sunday School manual.

Chocolate Joseph Smiths LMAO!!! Thank you for good laugh!! I wouldn't put it past some bakeries in Utah to produce such a delicatessen.

Don't put it past me. If I had the resources to make them, I would, taking full advantage of my TBM neighbors, in order to separate them from their money, for my own profit. Then again, at least I would be honestly giving them a real tangible product in exchange for their money, unlike their dear church.

Whoever finds the hidden Joseph Smith is the winner!
Hint: look out in the barn.

Haha! That's funny! I would love to have a chocolate Joseph.

to show their relative importance to the priesthood.

You could also have seer stones made out of hard candy. The kids could use these to translate the candy gold plates, and when that got boring, they could use them to search for treasure in the backyard.

"I got a piece of hard candy. But it's not for eating. It's for looking through."

Old Indian chief
Outlaw Josie Wells

Chocolate Joseph Smiths. Damn if I haven't heard it all now. I love this. I want to bite the hollow head off of a chocolate Joseph Smith.

Well I hope the chocolate Joseph Smith won't be as full of crap as the real one. That would be a lovely surprise....

How about a Hundred Grand chocolate temple recommend bar? It costs too much and turns to sh*t after use.

Flavored edible paper anti-Banking Notes. "Warning: not legal tender" in disappearing ink.

Just make sure the Joseph Smiths are made of white and delightsome chocolate, instead of that cursed dark chocolate.

+1

Darn it, why did I not think of that.

this is HILARIOUS!!!!

Maybe it should be a chocolate JS bunny with an erect "you know what" and then that would be the first bite rendering him useless with his philandering.

A white chocolate salamander, perhaps? Bunnies are so old hat.

OMG-LOVE THIS!!