Posted by:
forbiddencokedrinker
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Date: May 01, 2012 11:02AM
I can see them now, riding around on Harley's in pairs. Black shirts, white name tags, with bow ties. The guys wear their hair long, or at least over the ear, possibly spiked, with tattoos clearly visible on their arms. Possibly, they wear white temple pants.
They knock on every ones door late at night, as they are getting ready to go to sleep, and hand out material that proves the church isn't true, oh and another thing that makes them different, all their information is completely true.
They have to check in with their leaders every night, who make sure they do not go in too early, unless there is something good on TV that night, but then they are faithful and go back out.
Never once do the words frek, fetch, or darn crosses their lips, if they want to cuss they simply cuss to make their point. They are all open about their sexuality, though none of them ever act creepy around your teenage daughter, as they have way too much legal tail to get over trouble with something like that.
Instead of scriptures, they carry laptops.
Clearly there is no devil, as these guys would exist if there was, and people would be leaving the church in droves, simply based on how awesome they are, other then the whole wake you up as you are trying to go to sleep thing.