Posted by:
NormaRae
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Date: May 04, 2012 01:32PM
In the thread about the funniest/coolest thing you've ever seen or done in the temple, Ibenni said that it almost made him want to be TBM just to experience the temple off kilter.
I've thought along the same lines. There are times I think, "damn, I shoulda paid tithing for awhile before I resigned just to go to the temple and mess with people." The things I've thought of that would have been fun would be wearing red bikini undies and bra and no garmies under a white dress just barely sheer enough that the old biddies could see through and wonder. Just to see if they'd stop me and ask if I had the proper undies on, to which I would reply "yes, ma'am." Or tie the bow on the uglyass veil in a knot very low and not up by my chin. Or just stupid things that would put their holy panties in a wad. I know, I know, that's disrespecting someone else's sacred cow (sorry, but I think a cow is more sacred, just sayin), but I just have warped fantasies, I guess.
What would you do?