Posted by:
Duder
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Date: December 07, 2010 09:42AM
The Tom Perry mall thread reminded me of all the stories I've heard about church authorities traveling or living civilian-style, and being approached by someone with a question or two. In fact, the part I liked most about the Tom Perry story was that our hero recognized another mall patron was waiting "for an autograph" or something. Personally, I have bumped into a few mormon leaders in my time, and am always a bit confused at the fact that they seem to be wandering alone in a mall, an airport (with first-class tickets, no doubt), or a grocery store.
Here we have these dudes cruising around, claiming to be anointed Apostles of Christ The Lord. Still, they find themselves in need of a snack or a new set of cufflinks, and they respond like the rest of us. For a time, I worked at the Nordstrom in Crossroads Mall. That's probably where I saw more GA's than any other place. And all the Nordstrom workers had a story or two about one (or more) of the brethren.
In all my brushes with celebrity, I assume that the famous person does not need another plebian bothering them while they try to shop, eat, etc. I have approached a few, and even spent 10 minutes or so chatting up one of my favorite NBA coaches, but I usually leave the folks be.
Now I wonder how I would react to the sight of a lonely GA, relaxing in a mall, clearly inviting me to help them pass the time.
So, what would I say?
I know I couldn't calmly raise all my concerns about church history without a little preparation. I'd stumble over myself trying to get all my information straight, and keep my emotions down.
I might just keep it to this: "Excuse me for bothering you, but aren't you, B. Blank Blankety, of the Quorum Yaddely Bop?"
"I am. What is your name?"
"Duder. I just have one question for you."
"Sure. Ask away, my friend."
""What's the deal with no more Ward Road Shows? That was a good program."
Maybe I wouldn't say anything after all. What would you say?