Posted by:
davesnothere
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Date: June 19, 2012 07:45PM
Whenever some brings up the “evils” of porn, I always think of a favorite episode of the BBC comedy “Coupling”. In this episode the character Steve is questioned by a visiting dinner guest about “how” he could ever like a film entitled “Lesbian Spank Inferno” where upon Steve gives the following defense of the whole male heterosexual psyche…….
“Oh, because it's got naked women in it!
Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view.
Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke is. And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective.
I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that's what being a bloke is.
When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!" As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - naked bottoms. We've turned the Internet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms.
So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.”
Men for the most part are visually oriented....we like to look...and for the most part we admit that we like to look.
Women like their porn, er “erotic fiction” in print.
Thanks to E.L. James and her erotic novel / bestselling e-book called "50 Shades of Grey," millions of women – are devouring detailed accounts of a BDSM (bondage and discipline; sadism and masochism) relationship that takes place between an inexperienced female college student and a dashingly dominating and disgustingly rich dude.
So far, the book has sold 2,000,000 copies to date and the Kindle version is selling even better. Currently, there are 357 holds on it at the Milwaukee Public Library. Women are passing it around in social groups like high school students passed around Judy Blume's "Wifey" and "Forever" a few decades ago.
The series is believed to be particularly popular with mainstream women because it offers such an extreme break from their daily lives. Of course, this phenomenon is nothing new and the "Fifty Shades" series could be seen as modern-day Harlequin romances born from bondage fantasies. Women have been hiding their smutty romance novels for generations.
So guess what people we’re sexual creatures…we like sex, we like looking at it, we like reading about it. Now we just need to coordinate getting together and doing it.