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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 08:09PM
Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

Mitt was walking on a beach when he spied a corked bottle on the sand. He thought he heard a muffled cry from within the bottle, so he opened it. The Devil was released from the vessel and promished to reward Mitt.

"Make people vote for me," asked Mitt.

"I have great powers of persuasion," said the Devil, "but that's beyond my reach. Anything else?"

"Make people respect my religion."

The Devil stroked his beard and said, "Let me take a second look at that voting thing."

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 08:17PM
Snort! It works for me! (n/t)


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Posted by: mindlight ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 09:18PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

LOL!

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 09:27PM
Funny! :oD (n/t)


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Posted by: MexMom ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 09:53PM
That was a good one! : ) Made me laugh!! (n/t)


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Posted by: ginger ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 10:18PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

Nice one!

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 10:22PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

The truth is always funny. lol

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Posted by: Gordon Guymon ( )
Date: July 13, 2012 11:38PM
Laughed so hard I tinkled a little in my garments. (n/t)


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Posted by: jan ( )
Date: July 14, 2012 01:52AM
Everybody's gotta know their limitations... (n/t)


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Posted by: Surrender Dorothy ( )
Date: July 14, 2012 01:52AM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

LOL

Poor devil forced to choose the lesser of two evils. Now if you could work in the footsteps-in-the-sand angle.

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 11:18AM
LOL! (n/t)


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Posted by: dragwit ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 11:36AM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

That made me literally laugh out loud!!! Good one!!!

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Posted by: marcsphenctor ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 11:42AM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

http://vimeo.com/21155561

3:10 -- original joke.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 04:48PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

heh heh, you caught me hacking from someone's joke. I liked Glbert G's joke so much, I to run with it.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 04:54PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

I meant to say I had to run with it. I "promish." My keyboarding stinks lately.

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Posted by: intellectualfeminist ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 03:38PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

LOL ;P

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Posted by: nickerickson ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 04:21PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

Spit a little bourbon/coffee on my computer screen - funny!

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Posted by: flecher ( )
Date: July 15, 2012 05:24PM
Re: Made a Romney Joke. Not meant to be political, but exmo. Hope it passes muster.

Mitt recognized the devil right away!

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