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Posted by: T-Bone ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:37PM
If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

Risky Business would have been a lot less risky. (The dance scene would have been done in garment bottoms, and only viewable in the temple.)

Mission Impossible would mean converting critical thinkers in countries that have internet access.

Tom would be married to all of his wives at the same time.
* Mimi Rogers
* Nicole Kidman
* Katie Holmes
And all the wives would be on Prozac.

Things that would still be the same:
He'd still be in the closet - no change there.

I've run out of ideas. Somebody please pick up the baton.

T-Bone
PS Have a sense of humor.

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Posted by: fidget ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:41PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

His jumping on Oprah's couch craziness would have been about how excited he was to have polygamy in his life.

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Posted by: Drew90 ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:43PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

He would refuse to be in rated R movies and act in those stupid cheesy mormon movies.

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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:43PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXGCGZa8YkE

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Posted by: fidget ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:47PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

Wow hahahaha
He looks just as crazy as always...

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:47PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

Tom would have been videotaped bouncing up and down on the couch on Marie Osmond's show, instead of Oprah's.

...and I'd have resigned years earlier (can't stand the guy!). LOL!

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Posted by: Aaron Hines ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 04:54PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

He'd have invited his costars out to ice cream, as long as none of 'em were coffee drinkers!

Mmmmm...Mimi Rogers.

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Posted by: Lostmypassword ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 05:07PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

"Top Gun" would be "Top Baptizers"

Elder Maverick and Elder Goose would have their names on name tags instead of flight helmets. "Stinger" (less the cigar) would be the mission president instead of the squadron commander. Golden Prospects (not MIGs) would cause 'em to scramble.

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Posted by: mindlight ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 05:11PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

ROFL
great thread!

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 05:17PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

Hey, the Mormons already have Glenn Beck. Sending Tom Cruise their way would be cruel and unusual punishment.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: July 16, 2012 05:59PM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon...

...he would have married Marie Osmond.


Twice.

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Posted by: enoughenoch19 ( )
Date: July 18, 2012 04:06AM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

He would play the part of either Lucifer or Adam in the Temple scenes acted out in some temples.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: July 18, 2012 06:00AM
Re: If Tom Cruise were a Mormon

The Temple endowment movie would include an adrenalin fueled tapir chase...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2012 06:00AM by Stumbling.

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