MilkinZeDick Priesthood which I bear, I give unto you this day a New Name.

Which New Name ye may be known by thine family, thine fellow man, thine friends and associates, but mostly by thine adversaries throughout this life and eternity, and upon the records of this people.

For verily, it hath been revealed unto me that thou dost not fit mine hand like unto a Mitt, but that thou dost lie like unto a Rugg.

Therefore, I now christeneth thee, and giveth unto thee the New Name, "Rugg" Romney.

Now, "Rugg," the reason for which I doeth this, is that thy New Name displayeth more alliteration in conjunction with thy last name. And verily, also because "Rugg" is the more true visualization of thy personality than "Mitt" ever was. Yea, verily, it is the very Bouba/Kiki Effect visualization of thee, as revealed unto me by Casper the Holy Ghost.

Aptromyn'a'Cheese&Rice, Ramen.

Ha ha ha..... Tee hee!!!!!!!!!! Love it! :)

Very funny! C: (Humor, the best therapy ever.)

Thanks, LOL!