10) Mr Netanyahu, until you Gentiles can accept the Gospel, how can you come to me whining about who really are God's chosen?


9) ? ? ?

"innanameajesuschristamen."

Hahahaha I would die happy

It's a-comin'. Hehehe.

""innanameajesuschristamen.""

I thought it was:
"incheeseandcrackersamen"

I can hardly wait for his state of the union address:



'I want to bear my testimony that I know Heavenly Father made me president since I'm pretty sure he stuffed the ballot boxes.

I also know I deserve to be super rich at the expense of others because I was special in the pre-existence it has nothing to do with robbing companies.

I also know you should all join the church or you will be stuck in the telestial kingdom because I'm good and you're not unless you're a mormon.'

then what xyz said

At the "expense" of others?

9) I thought for sure I was gonna win because it was god's will.



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He can't think...he must know.

Her Majesty's pastel suit, while suitable in length, is a bit form-fitting through the bosom. I simply can't talk policy while her chest is staring at my eyes.

I agree with xyz except it might be "inthenameofthysonjesuschristamen". Man I hate that, but it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

I'm sorry, Prime Minister Netanyahu, but the Promised Land is in Jackson County, Missouri.

Excellent thought Aaron, this is the perfect solution to conflict in that area.

It means Mitt could offer Missouri to the Israelies to build their homeland, and stop all the fighting in the middle east with muslims.

Then my son and son-in-law could come home, and those bastards could just blow each other up. Oh wait it's not about protecting Israel, it's the effing oil.

He can't go to an important international summit because he has home teaching appointments.

Yeah, right...but it's fun to think about it.

I know this tax cut to be true, with every fiber of my being...

"I am appointing the Three Nephites to my cabinet."

Military spending it's not sacred it's secret...

gets out of line, we'll grease 'em like a garment wedgie."

May Heavenly Father bless the United States of America.

da-Ding!!!!!!!

Winner winner, chicken dinner:









1)Pappa George never sniveled about showing his papers back when he was an un-documented Mexican immigrunt.

but the American people have spoken....

I wonder if Mitt can be gracious when he loses. Or will he put his penny-loafer in his mouth one more time?

I heard yesterday they have known each other since college. I believe it said Net went to MIT. They met when companies were interviewing, etc. and have remained friends. Interesting.

"Armageddon (aka WW3) is a good thing. Jesus can't return until the wicked are destroyed."



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To the press, "Brothers and sisters".

"I declare myself the winner because Heavenly Father says black people can't hold the presidency".

Here is wishful thinking:

"I have decided to lower all taxes to total less than 10% because the govn't shouldn't get more than heavenly father?"

Hmpf.

"Why are all those Brits so stiff-necked?"

I fasted and prayed, as did Sister Romney, for Heavenly Father's direction in picking which brethren to serve in His, errr, my Cabinet, and the burning in my bosom has testified that Heavenly Father is well-pleased with the callings I've extended.

In case you hadn't heard, there is no evil speaking of TheLord's annointed.