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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: September 08, 2012 10:11AM
Fun activities for exMormons...:

After getting $#!tfaced with your exMo friends at a local nightclub, stagger home singing beloved Primary songs under the streetlamps –
--Jeezus wants ME for a Sun-BEEEEM!
--Tooo shine for HIM each NIGHT!
--In every way DRINK to please HIM!
--And get HIGH AS a KITE!

And after a couple brewskis, who doesn’t have to excuse themselves to visit the potty?
GIVE said the little stream, GIVE-o-GIVE! GIVE-o-GIVE!
GIVE said the little stream as it hurried down the DRAIN!
It’s YELLOW I know but WHEN-EVER I go
It FEELS as RIGHT as RAIN!

If you live in Mormon territory and sing these, soon you will have a bar full of happy patrons singing along! Think of all the fun new exMo friends you will meet!

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: September 09, 2012 11:26AM
Re: Fun activities for exMormons...:

Topping for the hungover crowd...

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