Posted by:
dk
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Date: September 11, 2012 08:51PM
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,630357,630357#msg-630357My original post never got any traction, but I was thinking in terms of "having a mormon moment".
What would be "having a mormon moment"?
Tell a mother she dresses her daughter immodestly because her shoulders are bare. When the mother objects, say, 'Sorry, I was having a mormon moment'.
If a parent is with his/her son, ask the son if he masturbates. If the parent is upset by your question, just say you were "having a mormon moment".
When someone tells you you're being judgement or self-righteous, yep, just say you were having a mormon moment.
Serve green jello for dessert.
Leave the batch of burnt cookies on a neighbor's door step.
Other ideas?