Having been faithful wish to drive by the liquor store and pick up a 24 pack and then a prostitute along state street...

Present yourself at the veil and your wishes shall be granted by the shine on my white shoes...

This, right here, is where I really lost it.

"It is my child bride."

Has she a name?

"She has."

Will you give it to me?

"I will through the veil.

LOTS of it.

Even cheeseburgers and fries


But you have to wait as McDonalds doesn't get invented for a few thousand years later.

Would you like some obnoxious weeds and thorn soup while you way?

Because you can buy anything in this world with money.

God you guys are funny. I am howling. I had forgotten all those phases.

I was only going to say

Cheese Burger and Fries.

A full refund.

Has it a name?

It has.

Will you give it to me?

I will through the veil.

CASH!



Bitches!!!

Lmfao!!

I've come to sell my tokens and signs for money.

Hello. My name is Elder Sherlock and I'm a representative of the Church of Jesus Christ of.....

The first token of the Aaronic Priesthood.... oh shit, that's not right.

You people oughtto be ashamed of yourselves!

You only want beer, sex, and money?

What happened to the philosophies of man mingled with scripture?

beer, sex and money!

Geez, you just fall off the turnip truck?!?!?

As the great prophet Hank Williams Jr spoke, "Good friends, good whiskey, and good loving."

I will one up all of you. I will go to the strippers and get cheeseburgers and beer and discuss the philosophies of men (mingled with scripture, and whatever else is on the floor there)



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And you must only have sexual relations with the cheeseburger you are legally and lawfully married to.

A Beverage

Has it a Name?

It has.

Will you give it to Me?

Hell NO, NO ONE gets my Jim Beam!

I concur with blueorchid, you guys are funny!
Thanks so much. I needed it.

Mormon 'knock-knock" jokes. LOL!

oops.



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A beer.

Has it a name?

It has.

Will you give it to me?

Pay Lay Ale

Adam, having been true and faithful in all things, now desires to enter into Her presents.

BrethRen Adieu...

Having been commissioned of Stan you may enter in through the kingdom doors hungover and smelling of beer and cheap massage lubricants.

Welcome back dear brother. Thou has passed the handshake test and flashed your buttocks through thy pre 2005 washings and anointing shield and therefore are now faithful and anointed for a second time!

Welcome back!

MORE COWBELL!!!

LOL!

"We wanna see the Wizard!"

33 wives

Off ya go
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=were+off+to+see+the+wizard&mid=DB3BD512D2E3AEE4E324DB3BD512D2E3AEE4E324&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1



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Sex? No. Blowies. All the pleasure. None of the work. I mean, shoot...