Since the world is ending in a few hours, I thought maybe we should all repent and confess our sins. This is better known as death bed repentance. I don't define sin the same way I did just two short years ago, so my list will be short.

I'll start....

1.I called the neighbors dog a bitch.

I won't be confessing my sins because I can't remember them! I do know I've had a good time since I got free of TSCC. That would be unofficially about 45 years.

Looks like we're all going to be translated. That would piss off a lot of mo's. They would be so confused.

Naaaw-

I said I would take it to the grave

:P

I'm 62. I better admit that I masturbated a couple of times during my life. Or was it more??

Or do you mean during the day?

I've been drinking.

a good man doesn't drink
But I've been drinking alone. So what does that make me?

I don't believe in sin. Only people.

I'm a drinking woman, what now? Get one for the hubby?

Haha it's lyrics to a song. kinda deep when you think about it

I've been a bad boy...

I believed in a bunch of nonsense for many years, wasting a lot of golden opportunities in my life, simply because I didn't think to apply the research skills I used in my work and my hobbies to my religious beliefs.

That's the biggest sin I can think of.

I'm also drinking. I didn't list it as a sin, because I don't think it is.

There are a lot of things that have gotten moved out of the sin category since I left the church.

No longer sins: Drinking, an occasional swear, coffee, tea, not paying tithing, not going to church/temple. Not caring what mormons believe. Not reading scriptures, watching R movies, shopping on Sunday, wearing normal underwear. Those are a few off the top of my head.

Oh yeah, I hang out with anti/ex/mormons, and read their books.

Was it a boy dog? If so, then calling it a bitch wasn't a sin. If not, I guess you were lying. Repent quick!

i'm not sure. Maybe a neutered male? I wasn't going to look. It was digging a hole in my yard.

In that case, carry on.

I like disco.

HAHAHAHAHA

1. I do not have faith in and a testimony of God the Eternal Father, His Son Jesus Christ, nor the Holy Ghost. I don't believe in crazy whacks who don't exist and apparently live on a planet named Kolob.

2. I do not have a testimony of the Atonement of Christ and of His role as Savior and Redeemer. I never asked him to save me. I think I'll pass on the Atonement.

3. I do not have a testimony of the restoration of the gospel in these the latter days. Heck, Christianity was pretty messed up to begin with. And then Joe, King of the World came along with his flaming sword and you know the rest.

4. I do not sustain the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as the Prophet, Seer, and Revelator nor as the only person on the earth who possesses and is authorized to exercise all priesthood keys. Neither do I sustain members of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles as neither prophets, seers, nor revelators. I do not sustain the other General Authorities and local authorities of the Church. They're all scumbags who have no shame.

5. I do not live the law of chastity. In multiple ways which may not exactly be G-rated.

6. There are many things in my conduct relating to members of your family that is not in harmony with the teachings of the Church. I would not treat my father's multiple wives with respect, even if he had them, as he should according to mo doctrine.

7. I support, affiliate with, and agree with many groups and individuals whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose those accepted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. RfM comes to mind. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

8. I do not strive to keep the covenants you have made, to attend your sacrament and other meetings, nor to keep my life in harmony with the laws and commandments of the gospel. It's a waste of time and money. And I get nothing in return.

9. I am not honest in my dealings with my fellowmen. Heck, I'm forced to lie each time I enter a mormon chapel.

10. I am not a full-tithe payer. For reasons mentioned earlier. I refuse to financially support a cult.

11. I do not keep the Word of Wisdom. I eat too much red meat and drink (caffeinated) Coca-Cola.


That's all there is, there isn't any more. (There probably is, but this is enough for today.)

I have never sinned.

To ask a gay man to confess his sins is to ask him to write the story of his life!

Too many to recall. But instead of confessing, I apologized. Are they still considered sins?

I called my boss a dickhead today. I don't think he heard me, though. Does it still count as a sin?

Truth telling is not a sin.

I don't know if anyone knows this, but I am kind of obsessed with sex. Like a lot.

BIG tenth commandment violator...I've always coveted my neighbor's wife and his ass.

I masturbate and watch porn and I've done it since I was a teenager and I enjoy it.

Just a couple hours now. My sins weigh heavily upon me, like Jacob Marley. I was given the true meaningful gospel of God hisself. His own damn self. I rejected that and sinned. I partook of the herbs and the spices and the liquers.

And there were fancy ladies. Some danced like Salome, some simply fell over onto the sofa. All were available.

And I was a liar. That is six inches, I said. I do believe in the lord, and his son the other one. No, I haven't stopped loving you. Thanks, Dad.

Sins:

Should have surfed more often.

Should have had more fun with girls when I was young. (having fun now that I am old.)

Should NOT have gone on a mission.

Should have played more and worked less (or at least worked smarter)

Should have tried to make more people smile and laugh.

Should have played catch with my dad more and with my son.

I went IN the OUT door; I tore the tag off a pillow, and I lusted after the woman down two houses.

I didn't expect that!!!!!

Keep up the good work everyone!