My parents come out today since tomorrow I will be getting slightly butchered.

I'm not really nervous about the imminent doom for one of my more poisoned organs, but I am a little nervous to have my parents come out.

Yes, it will be nice to have the help - and I don't really have anyone else who can help to that extent right now.

I'm not exactly sure why I'm even nervous. It might mostly be that I'm not in the mood for shit right now. I'd prefer there to be no bad shit that goes down. And I'm not saying that bad shit will or has to go down. Just that there's potential for shit to go down.

That's what the church does. It sets up precarious shit that may go down between family members at the most innocuous of circumstances.

And right now, I have enough of my own shit that's going down. It's taking a lot of effort not to just get buried under that shit. I really don't feel like digging out of church shit.

As exmos we all understand that potentiality of shit. You accidently say some shit, and then church shit hits the fan. Some member sees some shit in your house and suddenly it's "Oh, what is this shit?"

And it doesn't have to even be important shit. I think that's what bugs too. Is when church shit happens, and you're left thinking, "Is this even important shit?"

"Why are you even worried about this shit?"

So, I'm really just hoping that everyone can handle their shit. Because right now I'm just barely.

Ok, it's almost time to go get them.





Shit.

Best of luck with the surgery; I hope you recover swiftly.

That's the largest number of curse words I've not seen in a post. Well done.

Good luck with recovering and hopefully no @#$%& will come your way.

Sometimes you have to tell mo parents that you'd love to talk about their shit. But, today you have your own shit to deal with. No religion or God shit allowed until may 10th.

Get well soon. Keep us posted.



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*gently* (you want them hanging out to help) tell them that you can't deal with that @#$%& right now. You love them, but not that @#$%&, not today, not now.

...and all that other good @#$%&! Think how blessed your surgeon will be to be handling your sacred bodily parts!

I made a 1000-mile round trip recently to help my brother out when he had surgery, so I do know a little...

If anyone starts in with any of that @#$%& at any time, immediately start whining and complaining ever so loudly. Moan, groan, thrash around in bed, clutching the painful part or lack thereof as much as you can without hurting your dear Deity self... just pretend you're an incredibly hammy actor and chew all the scenery for all it's worth! Pass out treats for your pity party. Do NOT allow them to get a word in edgewise or even part of a word.

If they DARE to try and interrupt your performance with any of their @#$%&, give them a tearful, sorrowful, reproachful look and accuse them of not caring about you and not loving you, then sigh ever so sadly and turn your face away. This is most effective when you are lying in bed.

Hey... it works!



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Does your surgeon know YOU are THE Raptor Jesus? Does he know anything about dino/diety innards?

Shit happens but keep your head up and your pain meds close!!

@#$%&

@#$%&

@#$%&

Hope all your @#$%& goes well.

Sending good wishes your way for a speedy recovery and no parental @##$$

Isn't that just it though? I've been experiencing a little bit of a fragile state of mind lately and I'm starting to think that it is because I never know when church shit is going to go down, only that at some point soon, it absolutely will.

I hope you have a speedy and shit free recovery. (Except after surgery sometimes you really want to shit but can't, in that case I do hope you have shit)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2013 08:23PM by suzanne.

I would just tell them your medication in preparation for the surgery has left you with a temporary hearing loss.

Good luck.

+1000

"I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time."
"I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing."
--Willy Wonka

Wishing you all the best, and the least amount of shit possible. We're with you bro.

Sending @#$%&-free thoughts your way for a speedy recovery.

I agree with others who've advised telling the parental units that THIS is YOUR time for YOUR @#$%& and it's just not their turn to discuss their @#$%&.

Raptor:

As Einstein said, "It's all energy". If they want to give you a blessing, why not?

Remember, newborns die if they are not held and cuddled and loved.

It's all energy. No matter how it is qualified. Take it all in; in the name of Love...

My Love Energy To You Dear Brother,


Breedum

Raptor, I hope you're sleeping peacefully right now in preparation for your surgery tomorrow. Best wishes for calm relations with the parental units while all this goes down.

ahh hell I gotta say shit just to be part of the fun ;D

Tell your parents: This is what I need from you right now.



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Every time I scan your heading I keep thinking your parents are going to "come out" about something...

When you are sufficiently recovered, Crystal and I will have you over for some green Jello with carrot shavings. :p

Tell them, "No church $&#@!. Doctor's orders."

Good luck, RJ.

I hope your surgery goes well.

So what is your father's name? Elohim Rex?

Haha That's some classic shit right there. Just let them know it's a shit free environment. I hope your recovery goes well.

Raptor - what do you mean when you say "my parents come out?"
As gay? As democrats? what? what closet have they been hiding in?

There - I got the word in that won't be censored (or will it?)

((((hugs)))

Briggy