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Posted by: intellectualfeminist ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 04:25PM

No, really. I just opened up a Reese's PB cup and it has been marked on top with THE SHAPE OF A CROSS. Very distinctly; it COULD just be that it got a minor scratch or two during packaging, but of course that's ridiculous. Clearly, it's a sign.
So, what should I do with this sacred relic? Sell it on eBay? Build a shrine and charge admission? Come on folks, let me see what you've got! Impress me :D

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 04:39PM

You need an exorcizim ASAP! That is not a cross, it is an upside-down cross, the sign of the DEVIL!

Everyone, who knows their church history, knows that pairing chocolate with more light and delightsome peanut butter creates an unholy partnership, and they should both be hung!(...actually the chocolate probably already is)

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 08:02PM

I just had an image of intellectualfeminist eating said PB cup and then a crossover to the movie Poltergeist 2 when the dude swallows the possessed tequila worm.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/poltergeist2.php

DON'T EAT IT intellectualfeminist!!!!!!!

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 07:55PM

The best part of one of those "Drumstick" pre-packaged dipped ice cream cones is the little lump of chocolate in the bottom of the cone.

When you open a Reeses' peanut butter cup some of the chocolate on the bottom sticks to the paper cup. It tastes terrible when you try to lick it off or scrape it off with your teeth.

Go figure.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 08:04PM

Reeses' peanut butter cups.

The invention of this one confectionery product means, IMHO, that the USA should receive some kind of a medal. Or something.

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 08:06PM


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Posted by: BestBBQ ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 08:08PM

I have one in a kitchen cabinet. Bwwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 08:07PM


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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: January 13, 2011 08:14PM

...your British irony is lost on ther readership here. If it wasn't irony...you are kidding, right?

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 10:21AM

kentish Wrote:
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> ...your British irony is lost on ther readership
> here. If it wasn't irony...you are kidding,
> right?

Sadly, No. I LOVE them! They are delicious!

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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 11:46AM

I suspect they would hardly be a top people's choice for candy in the UK, where the choice is wider and better, IMV. But to each his own.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 07:41PM

kentish Wrote:
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> I suspect they would hardly be a top people's
> choice for candy in the UK, where the choice is
> wider and better, IMV. But to each his own.

They are also very popular amongst my colleagues at work. Except for one person who hates peanut butter.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 10:37AM

I got a personal pan pizza once that looked just like Heidi Klum. Needless to say, I licked it on the top, bottom and sides - pinched it here and there and then ate it whole.

Ron

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Posted by: Baptist Nevermo ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 10:43AM

If so, it was indeed holy.

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Posted by: intellectualfeminist ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 03:11PM

LOL! Fun thread ;P
Nope, it wasn't dark chocolate; I'm gonna have to try me one of those.
@Queenofdenial: too late! It was yummy in my tummy :D

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 03:15PM

I take it since you're all happy and chipper that you didn't just puke up a demon. Phew! I've been sweatin' that since yesterday.

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Posted by: voltaire ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 03:18PM

All the big money is in appearances of the Holy Virgin Mary of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

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Posted by: roflmao ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 07:58PM

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor.

So he took Miss Hershey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.

He began to feel her Mounds that were pure Almond Joy.

It made her Tootsie Roll, and made him want to Eatmore.

This is Wonderbar!

He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kit Kat and caused a MilkyWay.

She screamed "Oh Henry", as she grabbed his Big Hunk and squeezed his M & M's.

Miss Hershey said; "You are even better than the Three Musketeers".
To which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When you're this big they call you Mr. Big".

Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: January 14, 2011 08:05PM

I have only heard of half of those brands, but it still made me laugh! ;oD

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