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Posted by: justrob ( )
Date: March 12, 2013 04:39PM
OT-ish Someone funnier than I needs to make this joke

I only know 2 beings named Alvin: JS's brother, and the Chipmunk.

Someone needs to either rewrite the chipmunk theme song with "Alvin, Simon, Theodore" becoming "Alvin, Hyrum, Jun-i-or" or make a joke linking the 2.

I tried for a while, but I'm no comedian.
I have read some great posts here that make me think the needed comedian frequents this board :-)

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 12, 2013 08:13PM
Alvin and the Churchpunks

Watch out, saints here we are
It's been your time, now it's ours
Get set there in your pews
We restored 'em to bring you boredom

We're the churchpunks
C-H-U-R-C-H-P-U-N-K-S
We're the churchpunks
Guaranteed to lengthen your day!

When you feel like a cry
Give us a call for a reason why
And if you feel like crap
Don't look at us, just go take a nap

We're the churchpunks
Coming on stronger, and bright as the moon
We're the churchpunks
Alvin, Hyrum and Joseph Jun.

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Posted by: Cowardly lion ( )
Date: March 13, 2013 03:43AM
Re: Alvin and the Churchpunks

Not bad.

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