Posted by:
SuperBigGulp
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Date: March 13, 2013 03:54PM
I mean, wouldn't it have been easier for God to tell Joe to correct the translation errors in the KJV Bible and then add new scripture instead of directing him to dig up some golden tablets? Makes sense to me. I can hear the conversation now:
GOD: Joe, we have a problem with the bible. It can be believed only as far as it's translated correctly. Christian churches are an abomination.
Joe: Okay, so what do you want me to do about it?
GOD: Fix these verses here and there. Replace this, now fix this part…. Good! The Old Testament and New Testament are back in line. Now we need to add a bunch of new scripture about Jews coming to America and becoming native Americans. Then I will send Jesus to visit them. Got it?
Joe: Yes sir! I'm on it!!