As I mentioned in a previous post, I am a non-believing but still (reluctantly) attending Mormon. Maybe some day that will change (if I'm lucky) but for now I am forced to play the game, jump through the hoops, bow my head and say "yes."

One of the fun games that I have always enjoyed (that helps me keep my sanity), and I thought some of you might like, is to add "In the bathroom" or "In bed" at the end of hymn titals. I know this isn't a new idea, but I thought it might be amusing for those of you still stuck in the Mormonion patch. Here are a few of my favorites:

-What Glorious Scenes Mine Eyes Behold
-A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief
-Master the Tempest is Raging
-Lean on my Ample Arm
-How Great Thou Art
-Lord, Accept our True Devotion
-Rock of Ages
-I Stand All Amazed
-It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
-With Wondering Awe
-Ring Out Wild Bells
-Improve the Shining Moments.

Good stuff! =)

Um... Praise to the man?

The world has need of willing men

Ye who are called to labor

People, I can't believe no one's listed this one yet:

The Iron Rod

Argh! So obvious! You win!

And all wives will appreciate this one!

...Because I have been given much I too must give....

these are of course classic appends to fortune cookies. My cousin once explained how it was starting to get a little old until one of her friends suggested changing it to "with a strap on."

(Of course, one of the first fortune cookies I got after hearing this was "It is better to give than to receive.")



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/15/2013 12:44AM by schmendrick.

We would add "in the toilet" to the end. "I Saw an Angel Fly In The Toilet"

YES. I can't believe I never thought to do this. My favorite to use is "In bed". Here are a few others I thought of...

-If you could hie to Kolob
-Choose the Right
- Follow the Prophet
-The Spirit of God

"I'm a Pilgrim, I'm a Stranger"

"Be Still, My Soul"

"We're Not Ashamed to Own Our Lord" (in the bedroom? with a strap-on?)

(I was having so much fun with this that I actually looked up a list).

"Come, All ye Saints Who Dwell on Earth"

"With All the Power of Heart and Tongue"

"Press Forward, Saints"

Okay, I'll stop for now.

Sorry, just a few more:

"How Long, O Lord Most Holy and True?"

"Jesus, the Very Thought of Thee"

"Sweet Is the Work"

"We Meet Again As Sisters"

"Rise Up, O Men of God"

"Have I Done Any Good?"

"I Have Work Enough to Do"

"I'll Go Where You Want Me to Go"

"God Moves in a Mysterious Way"

Cum, Cum Ye Saints! =)

Okay, I lol'ed at that. ^^