Call Beth and Sonoma. Did they have a room last night or what? Funny post guys!

And watch for Dave the Atheist...

lol we had a rollicking evening. and i thought that i was going to be bored with my bf out of town...

Try the waiter! Tip the veal.

Swinging dicks keep on swinging.

I knew a well endowed young man, he was 6 foot 8 inches tall (to my 5-4). We had fun when he whipped out his big 10 inch record of a band that plays the blues. I was just over being a virgin, if it had been the first, I would have run shrieking into the night.

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It was like an anaconda climbing out of tidy whities.

Glad you survived.

I guess if he wore boxers, he'd have to stuff it in his sock.

With all of the stories I have heard about 8" and bigger, I'm starting to wonder if the average size really is 5" to 5.5".

Ladies, please carry on somewhere else. These posts are inappropriate for this forum. Note I didn't say depressing. Just inappropriate.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

In other news, I just got dumped via text. Buy some dude. I wasn't dating.

I do have pics, though. Should have asked that the pics include some sort of ruler or something.

After we broke up he dated an Asian woman and it would not fit. Must have been awkward. Ah, where do I put the extra 5 inches?

He was lucky with me, as a nurse once told me that I had a cervix in upstate in NY.

send me a picture. ;-)

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You dirty, dirty, boy!

I never took a picture (this was in the days before digital). However he was/is a photographer so he could have done some self pics. I recently googled him and found out he has an online business and there were some interviews with him in trade magazine. Might send him an email.

Just did some research on wikipedia-

Among gay men

A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large penis as ideal, and having one was linked to self-esteem.[36] One study analysing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that the average penis of a homosexual man was larger than the average penis of their heterosexual counterparts (6.32 inches in length amongst gay men versus 5.99" in heterosexuals, and 4.95 inches circumference amongst gay men versus 4.80" in heterosexual men).[37][38]

Explains why I seem to inspire awe, I guess...

Skinny white guys....trust me, I've done the field research.

I have sufficient for my needs.

One my wedding night my wife was shocked. She had only seen her baby brothers. My self esteem grew two sizes that night. I have yet to tell her that I am average, 15 years of being well hung and counting.

Assume this was based on "self reporting" or were the measurements taken by an independent party?

Reminds me of an old joke: why do women have such lousey depth perception? Because they are always being told "this" is 12 inches.

Any nurses here? What have you seen in your career?

Reminds me of a cheezy joke I made about Nancy Reagan when she was calling pot users "murderers."

I had her saying: "They should be hung, well hung."



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I mean, c'mon!

I suppose that's where the apron comes in.