Posted by:
anagrammy
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Date: March 17, 2013 12:28AM
You recognize there is no "right" answer here and you are seeing a wide range of opinions.
It all depends on where you are in your own recovery. When you are completely recovered, you are indifferent. Missionaries can come/go/stay, you don't care. Talking about Joseph Smith is of mild interest, but...isn't the game on?
We all hope to reach that level of detachment before we die.
You stated you would like to give this husband this gift. I can suggest a way to do it that is totally disrespectful of all Mormon baloney but will provide comfort for your hubby after your gone--which I believe is what you want.
If you enjoy lying to liars (like I do!) then you might enjoy making them run around in a circle like a dog trying to get his tail.
Meet with the bishop and tell him you have a terminal disease and your husband and you want to be sealed in the temple. You also need some financial aid, so you want to pick up an application for that.
He will hum and haw and say how sorry he is that you are dying, but the church can't possibly help. You say you are living on your social security and barely making it and the medication, wow, that is so expensive. Could he just help with your medication?
He will hem and how and say he has no permission to use church money for medication. He will have his clerk double check on that but he's pretty sure that medicine is excluded.
Ask him for a wheelchair, a potty chair, crutches, a hospital bed, you will all need these things as the end draws near, and you want to stay at home to die. Be soft spoken, but matter of fact.
By now he will be sweating bullets. Now you (if you are the type to ham it up) dab your eyes and say, "OK, OK, I see you cannot help me, but thank heaven at least we can have the comfort of knowing we will be together in eternity. What do we have to do to get our temple recommends while I am still able to walk and talk.
He will say blah, blah, pay your tithing. Now you say WHAAT? You cannot help me with pain medication and you want to take what little I have away? PLEASE, bishop, don't take away my pain relievers--(here again, I am dramatic, your personality might shrink from this) When the pain starts it creeps up from my feet >>>>> keep going until he begs you to stop.
Then you promise to try as hard as you can to take as little medication as you can possibly get by on. "Let's see, I could skip a day and maybe use a heating pad followed by an ice pack, sometimes that helps...that way I might be able to pay tithing. I promise you this, bishop, I WILL DO MY BEST!! I SWEAR IT! WE WANT TO BE TOGETHER IN HEAVEN--PLEASE LET US GO TO THE TEMPLE!
Then you go to the temple, get sealed, and never give these exploiters a dime. Go to meetings "when the pain allows" (which means) go when/if you feel like it.
Anagrammy
Drama Queen Extraordinaire