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Posted by: foundoubt ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 01:45AM
Saturday Night Humor

PRICELESS

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."

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Posted by: spwdone ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 01:47AM
Re: Saturday Night Humor

If that is for real, it is a FU*^*ing awesome story!!

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Posted by: Infinite Dreams ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 01:53AM
Re: Saturday Night Humor

I'm laughing harder because crap hasn't changed much in the last 35 years. Your story could have easily been from 1978. Lol

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 01:58AM
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Got+stoned+once+and+had+sex+with+a+parrot.+I+was+just+wondering+if+you+might+be+my+kid.%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs


But, hey, it was still funny even if it's not totally original!

: )

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Posted by: jl ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 01:59AM
Re: Saturday Night Humor

LMAO.......

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 02:28AM
Very funny ;o) (n/t)


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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 02:29AM
Heh.

One day I'll tell you about how Joe Frazier kicked me out of his gym when I was 19.

i've had a very weird life.

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