There has been much talk these days of stones and how seers look into them and see the future. The fridge demands this must be clarified! a true seer doesn't have the stones. it is not by stones that we feel the cool ones closeness, but by the cubes. the fridge gives of these cubes freely, and male and female are allowed to partake. so get thee some cubes feel the cool and proclaim far and wide the mysteries of the fridge that you see when open the door and its chill pooreth out on you.

each are sure to see a different mystery when they look for that is the way of the fridge, but unto each that mystery is truth. so grab your cubes, chill your drink and enjoy the refreshing blessings of the great white hum.