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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: March 18, 2013 11:43PM

As I showed him a picture on my phone, his first response:

"Oh, he just got here from the spirit world".

It seems impossible for some mormons to simply say "congratulations" without bringing in mormon doctrine.

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Posted by: Suckafoo ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:19AM

I know, so awkward when they do that.

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:23AM

lol what a strange remark. Mormons don't even realize it

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Posted by: imaworkinonit ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:47AM

You could respond. "No, honey, he's here in the flesh."

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:49AM

Or you could look at the picture lovingly and say "I wonder if he still remembers heaven because if he does, and if he could talk, I'll bet he'd say "MORMONISM IS ONE BIG LIE ... RUN AWAY!"

That would shut her up.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 11:16AM


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Posted by: mia ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:52AM

Yes, yes, he did. He couldn't wait to get the hell out of there!

Watch the look on their face when you say that.

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Posted by: scooter ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:08PM

what the fuck are you talking about?

would have sufficed.

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Posted by: Richard the Bad ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:52PM

No, actually he just got here from *insert name of hospital*.

Or,

"Spirit World" huh? What a unique euphemism for a vagina.

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Posted by: davidlkent ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 12:59PM

"Nope, we haven't been to a bar in months."

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