I predicted last fall (2012 not of Adam) that one of God's most holy, sacred and humbly leading servants, yeah, even on of the most elect Big 15 (not sweet 16) would die before the last basket was sunk, oops, conference talk was "delivered" (almost like labor yeah verily even in the listening thereof) this Spring.

Is it not wonderful, marvelous that they are all still alive from last year?

Truly a miracle. Boyd must be being sustained by The Lord Almighty or at least his wroth at being edited in the Ensign to be not as bad as a H8-er.

Like Wow! Jesus be praised!

You're still a prophet in my book, man. But try predicting wars or something, or maybe women's clothing trends. As for myself, I once made a startlingly accurate prediction about projected hoe handle sales across the Mid-Western states.

Thanks for your encouragement. What shall I predict next?

Eh, um, channeling Joseph Smith Jr. - Ah! Eureeka!

I predict hemlines will be rising this Spring/Summer! Of course only for pre-Endowed women!

Don't be dismayed, there is still time until the next GC. And remember some profecies are from Satan, others are from "speaking as a man", and some more are just to test out faith. ;-)

deconverted2010 Wrote:
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> And remember some profecies are from
> Satan, others are from "speaking as a man", and
> some more are just to test out faith. ;-)

This has always killed me. Here is my sign the morg is totally false!

you have obviously not been paying your tithing.

so I guess gave up being able to predict when these geezers will give up their ghosts.

But on the flipside I got a 10 percent increase!

Hinckley put him out to pasture, removed his "calling" from the morg and yet he is still alive and kicking!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldred_G._Smith