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Date: October 04, 2010 01:29AM
This afternoon we got bored after watching the Broncos game and left to go for a drive. There on the porch was a note, in an envelope with our names on it. No return address of course. (Why do the NEVER put who it's from on the outside?) We'd been home all day but no one bothered to knock on the door. The note was from the Elder's quorum president, whom we barely know, saying how much he admired our family and what nice people he thought we were.
Seriously Kyle? What is it you admire about us exactly? Our ability to keep to ourselves? Our lack of testimony? The way we allow our children their free agency, even if that means they ditch everything at church? The way we routinely allow others to expand their service opportunities by forcing them to do our share of the church janitorial work? The good sense we show in avoiding our arrogant jackwagon of a bishop? This note might have been a nice gesture if it weren't from a VIRTUAL STRANGER!!
I'll just file this where I filed similar notes from Bishop Jackwagon to my son telling him God was so disappointed in him for missing church. And where I put the many notes from sisters who served while I was in the Primary presidency, who left notes taped to my door outlining their complete meltdowns because their son didn't get his Arrow of Light since the Webelos leader was stupid or some other earth shattering drama. Or the note from my Mormon neighbor that she dropped by one Christmas day because she took offense at the neighbor gifts we gave out (don't ask - I'm still traumatized by that one). If only I could return them and get a whopping $4.00 for each note, like I returned the anonymous "BELIEVE" blocks that appeared on our doorstep one Christmas season, just a few weeks after we foolishly explained our questions about the church to Bishop Jackwagon. Well, at least in that case, the big spender made an involuntary contribution to the Salvation Army with the money I got on the return and someone, somewhere at least got a warm meal out of it.
All I get out of it is a sick feeling in my stomach when I see something taped to my door - especially if there is no return address.