Keep firing away.

My son said, "Guess what Cook? I REFUSE to be a missionary!" LOL I love that kid.

with regards to the makeup comment...holland came to our stake and it was caked on like a 50 year old hooker.

thanks for the follow up!

and we have tears

is it just me or does ellis look a bit like robin williams?

Oooh Stan Ellis has his virtue tie on. Big Whoop!

Stan Ellis might win the cry award. Why is he wearing his virtue tie for the young women, but not for the young men.

God has a way for everything...and YOUR WAY ISN"T IT!

Freakin crybaby "Idaho farm boy" - did he learn that on a farm too?

I learned how to say shit hell dammit sonofabitchin cows working on a farm.

Any crybaby pu55y would get his ass whooped - I think he's a wannabe farm boy.

Dont think for yourself!!!!!!!!!!! What a powerful message, I too am tearing up.

This Stan Ellis started sounding Robin Williams going falsetto.

One could only hope for a Robin Williamsesque talk during GC.

Nano - nano.

This SOB (Ellis) is an excommunication junkie. He once said a a stake priesthood meeting that you sometimes have to ex folks to rescue them. He ex'd a good friend of mine once for a blow job. My friend knew he was in for a kangaroo court. And so it was.

I wouldn't give this asshat a dollar for mcdonalds if he was starving.

what an asshat, this guy is driving me nuts

you have to love the saturday afternoon session. What a parade of mid-level flunkies.

John DICKson, what a name! LOL

I knew it was ok in 1978 to finally give them darn darkies the priesthood.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.....if you really believed that, you should have been an advocate for them far before 1978.

ASSHAT!

Oh goody, the law of chastity - can't wait for these words of "wisdom".

Bednar on sex

That's like listening to Goebbels pontificate on the postives in Judaism.

And yet this is the same apostle who did the pickle parable. Pickles look like, uh, never mind. haa haa haa

Bednar says it is an undeviating standard (so no gay marriage) let's see how long that lasts in the face of declining $$$$

sex is only ok between a man and a woman, or a man and a woman and a woman, or a man and a woman and a woman and a woman.

is it just me or is his jaw really clenched? All this sex talk must be making him uncomfortable. He is probably going to have to flog himself later for this talk

Today, you win the internets!!!

Bednar is making me angry. My heart goes out to the young people listening to him. "Natural man is yucky"

I love a guy that's clearly never had an enjoyable sexual experience in his life telling me how unfulfilling they are.

this wave looks a like like a ripple in a puddle to me.

Please send your dollars on a mission.

Catch that wave everyone!

Just remember, a wave is short-term, in another year and a half we will be back to normal missionary numbers.

Isn't it wonderful.

That said, this is why Nelson is talking, try to squeeze a little more out of the wave by targeting those putting education first.

Old Testament teachings about tithing have little to do with how TSCC implements it.

Only caught the last half of Bednar's talk...I wish I could have caught it from the beginning so I could take a drink everytime he said purity or chastity (in one form or another). I'd probably have alcohol poisoning!

Anyone want to have a drinking game for tonight's Penishood session?

i'm in...what are the words we are drinking to?