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Posted by: jacobkolob ( )
Date: April 21, 2013 01:24PM
Expert on God

On an airplane flying to Allentown, from SLC, me a hardcore TBM in a conversation with man from New York.
Me: Have you heard God speaks to a living Prophet today?
Him: God? Hmm. Let me ask you a question.
Me: Sure.
Him: The cow, horse, and deer all eat grass for sustenance.
Me: Ok
Him: When the cow poops, it is a big wet patty, and when the deer poops it's tiny pellets, and the horse poops in big clumps.
Me: Yes that's true. So what?
Him: If they eat the same thing, why does it come out different?
Me: I don't know.
Him: So what makes you such a big expert on God .... if you don't know "shi t"?

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Posted by: thinker ( )
Date: April 21, 2013 01:33PM
Re: Expert on God

This is great!

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Posted by: memyself ( )
Date: April 21, 2013 01:34PM
Re: Expert on God

LOL...Perfect!

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Posted by: Cali Sally ( )
Date: April 21, 2013 02:13PM
Re: Expert on God

Would love to get to use that.

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