Posted by:
ultratbmmegalord
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Date: January 24, 2011 02:01PM
In that I have just completed a major project and you are all members of the Church again.
Starting about a year ago I started taking down names, doing background research into who all of you were, and then being the awesome and righteous temple goer that I am, I submitted ALL of your names for doing baptisms for the dead and temple endowments and such.
I neglected to tell them all that you were still alive though. I know it's a small white lie, but it was worth it to reconvert you all.
I might have gotten a bit confused on the sealing stuff though, so I think some of the guys got sealed to some of the guys and perhaps some women got sealed to women, but I figure God will sort it all out when you really die.
I feel the spirit so strongly knowing that I just saved all of your souls from eternal damnation, and now you are all once again members of the Church on the other side of the veil.
I could be really proud in my accomplishments in this task and take all the glory to myself for saving you all, but I think I will give the glory to whom it really belongs.
Praise Joseph