Y'all have it made. Everyone here loves you, except for a couple of twiddlesticks, but they need sphincterectomies. They rise to your defense and are outraged at your challenges..and rightly so.

But what about us? Us over 50, beyond hip, can't dress ourselves, white guys? We need love and support to yaknow.

I have no fucking clue why I typed this. I'm beyond male mentalpause, so I guess it's just old timer's disease.

Ron

Ron you need the love of a good beer. I mean woman. Oh. No, maybe I was right the first time. ;o))

Oh Ron, I love you too and I'd love to see you naked. I've been told it's worth the price of admission!!! eeeeeeeeeks

Who thinks about us old, white heterosexual males. No glass ceilings, society rolls out the red carpet at our approach and we never have to fight for our rights.

Some folks have it dead easy I tell ya!

Timothy

I'm tellin' ya, it's tuff! We have hair growing where hair doesn't belong, we pee for 45 minutes each morning, we can't have sex if we need a "helper" (note the commercials where we always end up in twin bathtubs with our women. How the hell do you have sex in separate bathtubs?), we can't wear cool clothes, can't have hip haircuts, AARP sends us mail twice a month, but we can't get a Seniors Meal at Denny's!

The only thing we got goin' for us is that we're gonna eat up our kids' Social Security.

Ron

"...note the commercials where we always end up in twin bathtubs with our women. How the hell do you have sex in separate bathtubs?"

Hahaha, it's all so romantic looking except for the part about the separate tubs. What were they thinking?

Nightingale
sexpert (not!)

What is becoming of this world?

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Timothy wrote-

"Who thinks about us old, white heterosexual males. No glass ceilings, society rolls out the red carpet at our approach and we never have to fight for our rights."

"Some folks have it dead easy I tell ya!"

I tried viagra

Didn't work

I just got taller!

;-)

+1

You are right, Gays do have it made.

If you want proof, look at Craigs List personals. Number of guys wanting nothing more than to provide oral sex to a stranger? 30-40

Number of women wanting to do the same for a guy? A big fat ZERO!

Gays have it great.

The difference between women and men?

At the beginning of a date, guys are wondering if they are going to get any at the end of the date.

At the beginning of a date, women already know if they are going to get it or not.

There are two benefits to old timer's
1. You get to meet new people every day
2. You can hide your own easter eggs

The best part about being gay is pretending to be gay but really being straight so that get to have the girl while her boyfriend is in the other room watching football.

You guys have a lot to learn about how to work this gay thing. Do you realize how many naked women I have around me all the time because of "being gay?" Uh huh. If I was gay pretending to be straight I'd have to drink beer and throw nachos at the football players on TV.

It's easier to go shopping with the girls and be allowed to go into the dressing rooms with them.

I have a handbook if you'd like to order a copy.

Ron, you described me to a T, except I'm gay and you're not. I like your no-bullsh!t style. Maybe we can have a beer together someday.

Glad to see the topic is still open.
In re: to non-gays men over 50 and their sad plight.
Try being both. It is either the worst of all worlds or the best.

Geez, all this time I figured Ron was 22 going on 17. You never know online... ;)