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Posted by: devilman ( )
Date: January 25, 2011 12:22PM
Benefits of coffee

A coworker forwarded this to me and I just had to post it here. Enjoy!


A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."
- Emo Philips

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: January 25, 2011 12:42PM
Re: Benefits of coffee

Not to mention movement of the bowels.

Just sayin'

Someone has to say the things Ron would have.

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Posted by: ladybug ( )
Date: January 25, 2011 01:02PM
Okay, good laugh! NT (n/t)


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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: January 25, 2011 01:04PM
Plus, it's very enjoyable.

I think the biggest reason the cult doesn't want people drinking coffee is because it tastes good, makes you feel good, and it makes people happy. The cult must eliminate all traces of joy from the lives of its members so that it doesn't seem as dreary by comparison.

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Posted by: anon123 ( )
Date: January 25, 2011 01:06PM
Re: Benefits of coffee

Someone had a good reason, he was talking about mormons believing in: No alcohol, no premarital sex, AND no coffee. Which doesn't make sense BUT. Can't drink, can't have sex, why stay awake?

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