http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/things-mormon-girls-love

Hehe

My friend and I think it is missing Emma Smith.



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And that Summer Beer recipe looks interesting!

I still don't get it. I guess I am too old :(

Are we seriously dating, or are we just dry hump buddies?

Are you going to take me to the temple, or are you just trying to get me to break down in the bishop's office for tearing my most valuable body part?

Are you my eternal companion, or will your pornography addiction lead you to apostasy and baby cooking?

Raptor Jesus Wrote:
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> Are we seriously dating, or are we just dry hump
> buddies?
>
> Are you going to take me to the temple, or are you
> just trying to get me to break down in the
> bishop's office for tearing my most valuable body
> part?
>
> Are you my eternal companion, or will your
> pornography addiction lead you to apostasy and
> baby cooking?


Baby cooking?

Leave the church; eat babies.

The one has to follow the other.

What exmormons fight over is how best to eat babies.

I say slow cooked and put on a nice bun liked pulled pork. But other exmos say purée and eat them like a stew.

Those are both wrong. Roasted, slowly turning over a pit, is clearly the way to go.

All of you are wrong. The best way to eat a baby is on kabobs with veggies and BBQ sauce.

Gotta second RJ here slow smoked on spongy bread/bun with barbecue sauce (molasses, mustard or vinegar based, your choice)



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You are all wrong.......

The best way to eat a baby is to serve it at "womb" temperature.

Gagging

they left out dry humping...strange?

#20. Cupcakes
They forgot to add: "But only if they aren't licked!!"

Funny. I never "loved" any of those things when I was TBM. Apparently I was really born into the wrong religion. So glad I rectified that and got out. ;)

Lol this is so true of all the TBM girls I know in my ward(s).

#15 - so WTH is a DTR?

DTR: determine the relationship. I can't give any details on it though, since TBMs don't do this at all where I am..

msp Wrote:
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> DTR: determine the relationship. I can't give any
> details on it though, since TBMs don't do this at
> all where I am..


what that mean ?

From what I understand, a couple will privately talk and "determine" where their relationship is at and where they intend for it to go..Something like that. Anyone care to elaborate?

See Raptor Jesus' response above

One of the comments by "Joshua" said "Everyone's a little bit Mormon." Someone replied "I think you mean Moron." It had four likes.

Everyone's a little bit Mormon - geez. That's pretty insulting.

This is so true. I used to belong to a 'waiting for a missionary' Facebook group and 99% of the girls on it were like this. It drove me nuts.

I didn't understand why any of the items were on the list. I was obviously out of touch with what good little mormon girls liked. Maybe that is why I never dated a mormon girl?

Why aren't angels with flaming swords on this list?

Number 12 was funny. Chevrons...an ancient symbol for the male phallus.

Well, there are many on that list that I loved when I was young, Mormon or no. I should lie down and call my therapist now. Excuse me.

That was funny. The photography business on the side seems like such a Stepford Wife thing to do.

I did I double take when I read that list. I thought it said pornography business on the side. For a minute there, Utah sounded like a much more interesting place.

Another glimpse into the 1950-ish male dominated all white lost world of Mormonism.

I'm making that Raspberry Lemonade Summer beer!!

next to NIL interaction with TBM girls for the longest time. I DO know, through FB that all of these things are TRUE just from observing their FB posts.

Sad, because it just shows how robotic their lives must be and also reinforces how they follow fad to the nth degree