...it's apparent that the "divine inspirations" for the Church's financial operations and "investment strategies" do not originate with the revelations coming from the First Presidency, They're too feeble.

...so it must be that these so-called "inspirations", necessarily come from the inner bowels of LDS Inc.

...given that, it follows that Ensign Peak Advisors, Property Reserve, Intellectual Reserve, etc, hold the "keys" of prophecy and heavenly visions.

...so then, all "true" revelations come from the depths of the Church's legal, real estate, and financial investment dept's...

...we should all breathe a sigh of relief that Monson is not in charge.

Mormonism is a lot easier to understand when you realise at its core lies a business not a religion. The religion is merely the product being sold to generate the returns for the business.

"inner bowels" - yeah that's where all their bull cheese comes from.