Next time you are in the temple and you agree to "The Law of The Gospel" just think how God has justified his male servants in the keeping of stables of these male servant's female sex slaves.

Just think about it...

Verse Number 1.

" 1 Verily, thus saith the Lord unto you my servant Joseph, that inasmuch as you have inquired of my hand to know and understand wherein I, the Lord, justified my servants Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, as also Moses, David and Solomon, my servants, as touching the principle and doctrine of their having many wives and concubines—"

http://www.lds.org/scriptures/ot/gen/25.6?lang=eng#5
http://www.lds.org/scriptures/tg/concubine?lang=eng

Can I get a Hallelujah? If you've got a hanky wave it for The Lord's justified panky.

So by definition, is a sister wife a "mere" concubine, compared with the first wife who is legally married to her Mormon spouse?

Or does LDS sealing/marriage make sure that all the women are wives, whether legally married or not?

I'm so confused .... sigh.

...especially the AUB variety - NOT.

I've heard that Mormon polygamists have a in home "sealing" ceremony with an altar.

So concubine they be for gentiles and "spiritual" wives for their families.

Thanks Elder Berry for clarifying. Appreciate your input.

Although its doctrinal according to the D&C, I've always been told and understood that the Mormon practice only involved wives, not concubinage. Although, Smith's wives sure seemed damn close to being concubines.

BTW, what EXACTLY does it mean to be a concubine? These girls ONLY have sex with a man and they have to treat them like s**t or something? Like they are forbidden to provide them any kind of support, like food and shelter? Are they like unpaid prostitutes you intentionally impregnate? If they are pregnant do you still refuse them food and shelter? If you do provide them shelter, do they have to sleep in a closet or something (unless you are having sex with them)?

Do you have to socially ignore them (unless you are having sex with them)? Do they not get presents Christmas morning? Are they not allowed to sit at the dinner table? Do they have to use the hose outside instead of the shower in the bathroom? Do you have sex with them but can't cuddle? They aren't allowed a romantic candle lit dinner before their boinking? Do they have to give up the child to your "real" wife or wives and then you send them packing once they are too old for birthing?

Raise your hand if you want to be a concubine!

No hanky for the Lord's panky from me mate, but love the illiteration!!!

Maybe this is what they meant by concubines:

"Jan 15,1897 - Apostle Brigham Young, Jr. temporarily resigns as vice-president of Brigham Young Trust Company because first counselor George Q. Cannon allows its property to become "a first class" brothel on Commercial Street (now Regent Street), Salt Lake City. Apostle Heber J. Grant is invited to its opening reception and is stunned to discover himself inside "a regular whore-house." This situation begins in 1891, and for fifty years church controlled real estate companies lease houses of prostitution."

Senoritalamanita,source please?

I got it from this link:

http://www.i4m.com/think/history/mormon_history.htm

The home page is called Rethinking Mormonism.

Concubines and their children don't inherit.

Concubines get to use the back door.

Concubines get to go in through the out door.

It's complicated.

Disclaimer - I've never gotten a hooker. I just think of Brigham Young saying more than one wife is the solution for it.

upsidedown Wrote:
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> Concubines get to use the back door.
>
> Concubines get to go in through the out door.
>
> It's complicated.

More than one wife $$$

Friday date night fights $$$

Sex with more than one woman on a regular basis Priceless

Prostitution is the inverse of this just less expensive.

One wife Priceless

Friday date night $

Hookers $