Monson is set to announce that members who aid in the new missionary effort will receive a special blessing from the Lord. For every baptized convert over the age of 18 that pays tithing, the referring member will be granted one month tithing-free.
Bring in 12 members in a calendar year and get 6 extra months tithing-free. Bag a few millionaires, and receive a calling for the new 70's training program.

Just in case potential members start selling their referrals on ebay, a new auction site has been opened at LDS.org (10% of all payments go directly to the church). We encourage potential converts to market their referral at this faith promoting resource.

Need help with your calling or going out of town for the weekend? Can't find time to clean the ward building? Having trouble getting to the temple or love bombing your apostate "friends?" No problem. Simply post your needs and what you are willing to pay so that less-worthy-members can "bid" for your work, fulfilling all your obligations by proxy. Remember, 10% of all payments go directly to the church! An iphone app is already in development and the beta version of an android app is expected in a few days. Let the sacred bidding begin!