Posted by:
pale&delightsometimes
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Date: August 06, 2013 04:27PM
Reading Steve Benson's post this morning on the history behind baptism for the dead I started thinking about all the hoops one must jump through to get to the mormon heaven. It reminded me of my last trip to the DMV.
I had my proof of residency, I had my current and active driver's license from my previous state of residence, I had my social security card, I even had my passport. However, I couldn't get my license because I was missing my marriage certificate and my names on my id's were all showing my married name but my SS card showed my maiden name. No driver's license for you they said. You must have the marriage certificate.
I'm an atheist, but I just can't imagine a god that would work like the DMV. You lived a good life, you were honest, kind, full of integrity and charity, but you weren't baptized.... to hell with you. Or, you were all those things and were baptized, but you didn't get married.... sorry, the top kingdom can't be yours.
If you're a mormon, I suggest you triple check the requirements, because it really sucks to gather up all your paperwork, fill out all the forms, wait in line and find out you missed one hoop.