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Posted by: left4good ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:03AM

A huge and pristine Mayan carving has been discovered from Book of Mormon times.

Clearly the Book of Mormon is missing a lot of stuff about snakes and storm gods.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2386763/Mayan-mythical-carving-discovered-inside-ancient-Guatemalan-pyramid.html

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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:11AM

TBM: It's so obviously the type of idol a black, apostate lamanite would worship..

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Posted by: mondaymorning ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:12AM

I'm sure they'll spin it as one of their 'million people' wars. Forget the bones and weapon artifacts, we've got a carving!

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Posted by: CTRringturnsmyfingergreen ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:36AM

From the article:

"The central figure’s name is the only one that is legible but the inscription says: Och Chan Yopaat, meaning 'the storm god enters the sky.'"

How long until the BOM is updated to include the prophet Och Chan Yopaat?

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Posted by: Bamboozled ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:52AM

Therefore the church is true.

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Posted by: Cali Sally ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:57AM

Where's J.S.'s magic hat when you need it?

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Posted by: crom ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 10:57AM

Too bad for TSCC the Mayan occupation dates back to 2600 BC. This empty land wasn't empty. So where is this land that was "reserved" for the Nephites? Where is Zarahemla?

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: August 08, 2013 11:05AM

Don't be so quick to judge.

The burried city of "Holmul" - sounds a lot like "Zarahemla" to me.

OK, not so much. But it does have an "h" and an "l" and an "m" in it.

But then what do "I" know?

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Posted by: Dal Wiscombe ( )
Date: August 09, 2013 03:28AM

Your a couple hundred years too late to tie it to theBook of Mormon - that's like saying George Washingtons grave was just overturned when in reality it was Ronald Reagans grave that was discovered - If you read it you would know the last communication on the gold plates occured about 160 years before this Mayan saga of Holmul -what is interesting is the data stating they were restored to their rightful place in the heirarchal chain a theme that was a constant struggle for Book of Mormon Lamanites and obviously for these Mayan people as well - so they continued some of the same behavioral characteristics. This must not be overlooked.

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Posted by: templeendumbed ( )
Date: August 09, 2013 04:32AM

Oh Crap, the american taliban just showed up, with it's full dogmatic, mythological guns going. Give us some more of that sharia interpretation of themes in scriptures drafted by conmen - one word - Irrelevant.

Its fine if you like your mythology and want to believe in your bedtime stories about metallurgy in the america's. But don't put your fascist overlord reagan in the same sentence as Washington.

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Posted by: lucky ( )
Date: August 09, 2013 04:33AM

does it have HUGE book of MORmON proving chiasmus in it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQrl4EZ07Y

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Posted by: snuckafoodberry ( )
Date: August 09, 2013 07:52AM

The Book of Mormon is the only book that talks about Nephites and Lamanites. The only "historical" record found using those names. And an angel grabbed the golden plates and carried them off in the sky. I saw this treasure on the news and think it is only a matter of time before it is spun into a Mormon tall archeological tale.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/09/2013 07:54AM by snuckafoodberry.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: August 09, 2013 10:36AM

Clearly the storm god is Jesus: you know, a couple days after you get nailed to a cross those wounds start to get really sore and you get so cranky you could destroy some cities and make the sky go dark for 3 days, but after some Tikal Tylenol you're OK to descend on a pillar of light and be Mr. Nice Guy again.

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: August 09, 2013 11:37AM

Soon the tbms will claim this is one of the golden plates.

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