Posted by:
NormaRae
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Date: August 13, 2013 11:03AM
Even if you started college with the intent of wanting to prepare for a career (you know, just in case you're the poor unmarried female when you graduate, i,e, the lucky ones), you kind of give up fast. For me it was all the telephone conversations from home.
Me: "Hey guess what, M&D (Mom and Dad), I got the highest score on a test in that honors biology class."
M&D: Are you dating?
Me: It's Ricks. It's a 2-year college. I'm a sophomore, there are no boys my age. But some of my roomies envy me because I have classes with more boys than girls. You know, like calculus, chemistry, statistics, etc.
M&D: Well, some of those boys are RMs, you should have first pickings.
Me: They're not impressed with girls who score higher on math tests than they do. They want stupid skinny blondes who are majoring in CDFR. Hey, they're letting us check out those hand-held calculator things from the Chem lab for tests now. Sure would be nice if Santa brought me one of my own.
M&D: Santa already has something in mind to help you in your husband search. Don't you have a slide rule. I'll give you a refresher course on it over Christmas.
Me: Forget it. I'll check out a calculator. I'll need one for Trig.
M&D: Well, if you'd find a husband you won't have to worry about taking Trig (this coming from a college physics professor).
This was typical of our weekly phone conversations. Not once did they ask me about my classes, my grades, my educational goals. They were paying good money for me to be there to find a husband. After Ricks and 2 semesters at BYU and no serious dating prospects for a geeky, chunky, socially awkward me, I returned home knowing that the geeky, chunky, sociopath who would date me in high school would be returning from his mission and that he'd be horny enough that I could probably snag him. We were engaged a week after he returned and married 3 months later.
So I believe that even most of the ones who really want an education, are keeping their eyes out for an RM. It's not spoken out loud, but we all know the main mission of BYU.