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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 21, 2013 02:50PM
Should we start a Mormon GA procreative powers pool?

Who's feeling The Spirit of God like a fire burning and who isn't.

Who's using both their priesthood and their other head and who is just using their priesthood to get off?

Wonder why I've never heard a Mormon rumor that God our Heavenly Father, yeah verily even Elohim inspired the development of Viagra?

Sorry, all this talk about masturbation interviews triggered this.

Just sayin' and I hated those interviews. None of their goddamned business.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 21, 2013 04:25PM
How well are they following their prophet?

http://www.salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/celestial/2012/120801craig_hart_joseph_smith_infographic.jpg

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: August 21, 2013 04:35PM
Re: Should we start a Mormon GA procreative powers pool?

I have five dollars on Monson getting caught, in the Library, with a Widow.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 21, 2013 04:42PM
All that built up sexual energy in widows "might"

be something Monson can harvest with his key to polygamy Old Joe gave him. But I would think he would take a cue from Joe and go after virgins.

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