I could write a whole book off that picture alone! That made my day!
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How rude of me not to welcome you! I apologize for my "aggressiveness" right off the bat on your very first post. Plus, you are pregnant! What is wrong with me?! Anyhow, welcome.
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See my post above for further detail and explanation! I too HATE facebook! It (along with moronism) will be the death of this society!
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with facebook you are putting your personal life on "blast." The whole world knows who you are, your birthdate, what you look like, where you went on vacation, who your kids are, where they go to school, and what little "Johnny" got for Christmas. Then you run to the cops and wonder why your life has been intruded, your identity stolen, your credit breached, etc. And better
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between "staying in touch with your friends" and participating in elementary school "drama." Any type of entity that includes the term or phrase "de-friend" is certainly questionable. Personally, I work for the government and I have seen more marriages lost, friendships and career destroyed because of "facebook." Matter of fact, when candidates are going
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What's up with all of the old threads being reincarnated? I have seen several here lately that are many months to a year old. What gives? Just curious.
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I was inactive for many years. Then when I went back, I was an absoulute devout nut case! I thought people around me weren't TBM enough. I was about to leave my nevermo wife and the works! Thankfully, I pulled my head out of my ass and figured it out. They are just in their TBM "honeymoon" stage. They will get tired of the demands for home/visit teaching, temple attendance, tithing
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Anyhow, I recall the bishop's wife referring to her husband as "the bishop." Sick and twisted I tell ya, sick and twisted!
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It's kinda like getting your "new name" in the temple, you were supposed to type in the "Adam-ondi-Ahman" in the little google earth thing. Everyone knows that! The "Garden of Eden" is so old testament! Get with the times!
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Bring up liquor or Marie and I'm here. Poor girl. Everyone is picking on her again. Not sure where her other defenders are but I'm here for her. Especially on Valentine's Day!
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It was a "one on one" meeting with the bishop when he told me I shouldn't have baptized and confirmed my niece because I wasn't a full tithe payer! Seriously?! WTF?! It is obviously all about the dollar! I am out!
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All the "aforementioned" certainly apply when we are discussing tolerance. Body weight, food in the stomach, previous drinking "experience," etc. I also know that altitude is a factor. I climb several 14,000 ft. peaks every year. I experiment almost every time with different types of alcohol. It's amazing what a small amount of alcohol can do at that altitude. Plus, fact
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I think it was actually supposed to be "Ass" because that's how I felt afterward!
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I think he knew something that I didn't. Instead of snatching him up and taking him back, I should have just ran out with him! Damn kid is obviously smarter than I.
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Instead of being a blind little primary kid saying: "I know dis chuch is twoo, I love my pawents and my fambily, I know da book of mowman is twoo and josef smiff was a pwofit, indanameofjesuscwistamen!"
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I remember as a TBM, my nevermo wife attended a fast and testimony meeting and saw all the little kids go up and chant: "I would like to bear my testibony, I know dis church is twoo, I love my pawents, I know Josef smiff is a pwofit, I know da book of mowman is twoo, in da nameofjesuscwistamen!" Many times the TBM mom is spitting word in their ears. Mrs. elderborracho looked at me and
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She is just a jack-mo wishing she could get out. No one messes with her when she supports her lesbian daughter! I'm sure those old white geezers just cringe when she starts opening her mouth.
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I had some meth addict pull a knife on my partner and I. He had been awake for a week and was coming down. We had him at gun point for about an hour. He refused to put down the knife and we were ready to pull the trigger. We hit him with the taser and it was all over. The only problem was he couldn't let go of the knife because he was getting zapped so hard. I had to go and take it out of h
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If you replace "she" or any reference to a female with the LDS church, and replace "nookie" with "celestial kingdom" it fits exactly! That is exactly how I feel knowing that I was suckered just like a "chump." I came into this world as a reject Look into these eyes then you'll See the size of the flames (the size of the) Dwellin' on the past
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I remember a time I used it at a wedding reception when an all out riot erupted. I think I emptied my whole can. Plus, it was one of the big cans with the handle.
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