That's so crazy...I went to highschool with Corbin Allred! Good old Midvale, UT!
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One of my favorites is "Silky Lord Reminders"
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Another Lehite here!
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I totally felt it! In fact it scared the crap out of me! I was in the middle of a VERY weird/creepy dream and was woken up by the bed shaking and my dresser rattling. It took me a couple of minutes to realize it was just an earthquake and not Satan coming to get me or something. Of course, it probably didn't help that I was doped out on ambien... I'm in Lehi BTW.
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Okay, so maybe I'm feeling a little lonely and/or sorry for myself tonight...but I'm just wondering how many people out here in our RfM world are like me? Single, 30s-ish, recovering from Mormonism, stuck in Utah, clueless as to how to meet NORMAL people and feeling fully frustrated with life & dating (or the lack thereof). Can I get a shout out from all you single people out there? So I
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Last week I went to the church history museum with 2 of my roommates (one is an uber-TBM who doesn't know anything about my unbelief and the other is a kindred non-believer). It's been years since I've been there and since then, they've added something interesting. In a case next to the death masks of Joe & Hiram they have 2 pistols on display with a description underneath saying something li
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Funny that this topic would come up...I actually just ripped up and threw away my PB a couple of days ago while doing some year-end cleaning and purging. As I sat there reading it one last time it actually really pissed me off (hence the ripping it apart). I remember vividly the day I got that "blessing" and I remember feeling how awesome and "divine" it was that god could
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Eunice checking in! June 2, 2007
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"Ooh look Marge! I found another lima bean shaped like the leader!" Seriously one of my favorite episodes!!
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Cake decorator
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I remember being kind of excited to find out my new name...I thought it would be special and unique to me. When the old lady with the bad breath leaned in and told me "The name is Eunice", I thought WTF?!? Seriously, what the hell kind of a name is that? All I could picture is an old librarian with a bun and horn-rimmed glasses. Yuck! It wasn't until months later that I found out th
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Oh here in good old Utah country there's tacky decor a plenty every time you walk into a TBM's house. Another horrific thing people are doing around here is those stickers on the rear windows of their minivans and SUVs. Usually of "darling " little stick figures representing each member of their UBER-TBM family. Has anyone else seen this? I saw a minivan last week that takes the cake! H
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Plus, is it just me or does anyone else think he's kinda hot? For an older man, I mean. ;-)
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During my uber-TBM days I loved watching conference. I even used to take notes! I think it was a way of validating myself..."See how spiritual I am? Aren't I awesome?!?! I'm for sure going to the CK now. Maybe since I'm so incredibly spiritually awesome the lord will FINALLY bless me with that handsome RM he promised me!" Yikes.
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