Even, the 12 apostles have yea verily have vacation homes, and thus sayeth the almighty Nelson, we enjoy the blessings of not serving a mission. D&C Section? “This is my word, that my servants Nelson, Oaks, and the Eyering, shall be allowed to have vacation homes here on earth, and not provide their tax returns”
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My prophet, always told me to go “prod” a heifer, make her put some lipstick upon herself. Make her look desirable. I AM GAY, and the exmormon ladies can grow the hairs of their legs and armpits into the everlasting armpits of heavenly mother
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So, Jesus was not gay?
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Perhaps the Eubank can interview the Prophet on KSL?
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Mormon scholars say that Jesus was married to 3 women?
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The Featherstone bath water
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A child
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That driver, in the car! Woolworth!
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Hey! President Nelson is selling vitamins for his first woman! The anointing of Orrin Hatch to the supplement industry is joyful! Praise be!
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“Im amazed” by the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir on YouTube is a great inspirational music video. It seems as though rfm is a pro-atheism site, because you cannot link to it.
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Was there a change in leadership? What happened to Benson and BYU Boner?
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Liar!
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Don’t hold your breath!
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Milk and caffeine free Pepsi anyone? /s
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From my memory, as you walked in the store, to the right was a diner/cafeteria. It also had a staircase to a basement level where the pet department was?
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Does anyone remember the Woolworth store in downtown Salt Lake City?
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Yes yes yes! However, the parking garage was a ridiculous thing. As a kiddo, my very elderly aunt would be in the front seat, and was holding on for dear life through the extremely sharp turns, and tremendous changes in elevation. What a ride!
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It may have been the ZCMI Center parking garage across the street from Crossroads Mall, SLC. Early 1980s.
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Precisely correct!
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With my TBM mom driving, the parking garage was like a ride on the “Wild Mouse” ride at Lagoon!
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Whatever. “Meet the Mormons” was such an inspirational movie according to many Mormons. “I’m a Mormon” was such an inspirational way to share the gospel for (?Mormons) How does the Prophet explain this? Catholics are Christian Baptists are Christian Episcopalians are Christian Lutherans are Christian
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Kind of like when you hear Mr. Rogers.
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When Flake was on “the View”, it came in loud and strong. It has such an endearing tone, (whatever that means) I really like it.
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Jeff Flake has it
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The language of Utah. The sounds of Short crik. The Utah drawl. I love it.
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It really is quite groovy. Also, the road leading to the Catholic Basilica, in DC is most excellent!
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I believe President Bush really liked GBH. ?
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