... when he was half white and half black? Because the police will identify him as black. SHEESH!
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I don't believe in JuHEESus, I just believe in me. Put that in yer hat and smoke it, Joseph.
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Hokay, so JuHEEsus was a cuck. Don't knock the way another cat swings. Nuthin's too wild for the Celestial Kink-Dom.
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Under the circumstances, we're doin' quite well. Always a pleasure. Sorry to hear about your illness. Didn't get the whole scoop. Glad you're doin' better. Missed you guys. Also, exmos have a greater appreciation for Falwell's folly.
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Cartoonin' has taken a twist ... Dig It ... https://www.facebook.com/tweedn1/videos/10221733608561550
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I'm not gonna rag on the cat's kink. After all, its his bidness and none o' mine. Just sayin' a 3-Way pales in comparison to the 2 to 3,000-Way which is the norm in Mor(m)onism's Celestial Kink-Dom. What a cuck.
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The Cult of Culty Cults of Culty Cult Cultists … Shortened name - 'The Cult' Works for me!
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Have yourself a Snickers and a cartoon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympENyydbJk
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Just watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympENyydbJk
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Thinkin' its time for a cartoon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympENyydbJk
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… in that I always miss you the most!
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Also won't be the first time it doesn't work.
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… to the stupidity of mormons and their obsession with documenting ever stupid-ass thing the GAs say? Asking for a friend.
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Hokay, so lately I've been missing me. Just haven't been myself. So I asked myself if I could room with me again and I said 'sure!'so now everything's fine! Haven't been around for a spell. Always said no one ever fully recovers from being in a cult, but that it is possible to heal, so that's where I've been. And I ain't talkin' no shoe bottom or crusty end of a loaf of bread. Oh,
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Anxious to read your book! Always a pleasure, my dear! Timothy
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I'm not interested but would never deny her the opportunity based on that. There is, however, only one solution to this potential problem which I will exercise.
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... I have a tendency to not give a s**t.
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Been a while. Not much I wouldn't do for Beloved, but she's not one to ask too much of anyone. We compromise on our fair share of issues, none of which come anywhere close to making me miserable. This particular matter, on the other hand, is replete with potential problems that, historically speaking, appear quite inevitable. Older sister is 'first-born' and quite manipulative, much like h
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... F**k You! Be they a parent, sibling, spouse, whatever, no one is worth making yourself miserable for even a moment just so they can be happy. Of my two parents and four siblings, I have a meaningful relationship with only one. Exited the cult circa 1974-ish and pretty much left my TBM family behind doing so. Y'all know the story. Parents recently passed and my oldest brother died of
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Look no further than section 132 of the D&C for the answer. God doesn't need 2-3 thousand women to cook for and clean up after him. Them gals is fer fornicatin' and rearin' spirit young-uns. Timothy
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... I've always considered Steve a 'satirist' in both his offerings here and his cartoons Satire, by the way, isn't so much 'raving' as it is defense of reason. Hi, Nighty! Timothy
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